Friday, February 10, 2006

The Ultimate Apology


Inspired by SafeTinspector's profuse but rejected apologies to AB

4 comments:

Sarah said...

NICE! i freakin' love it!

Monstee said...

Now THAT am funny!

Neil Shakespeare said...

Extremely funny stuff you got here. Imagine if Salome had said, "Bring me the nuts of John the Baptist on a platter!"

SafeTinspector said...

JESUS:
(Nodding repetitively)
Right... right... (pause, still nodding) Anyway... You start tomorrow.
(Leans to intercom)
Linda, tell John to get up here with Peter's contract pronto or I'll have his head on a platter.

SECRETARY:
(over the intercom)
Alright sir.