Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Anonymous Comments


If I ever get another stupid arsehole leaving an anonymous comment on my site slagging me off then I will just refer them to this cartoon strip. Binty, you're a genius and, to use El Barbudo's phrase, I tug my beard with great respect at you.

18 comments:

fatmammycat said...

Hey! Why are they wearing my outfit? I call foul, now folk are going to think I leave anonymous comments and I bloody well don't!

fatmammycat said...

Oh no wait, they're not wearing leather pants, sorry sorry, my mistake mea culpa...

Foot Eater said...

Thanks, Binty and Kim, you've made my day too. As someone who recently endured a visit to my site by Anonymous, I know exactly what you mean.

fatmammycat said...

Wer they rude to you footsie?

SheBah said...

Genius, just sheer genius.

SafeTinspector said...

There was this tale, I heard tell, in which a large quadruped saught to hide his identity.
That creatures name?
Anonymoose.

the anti-barney said...

C.R.A.P.
comments regarding anonymous posters

Dear sirs,
I think it is nothing short of disgraceful the way you portray us anonymii,we are entitled to our opinions too.Love the show.

yours etc.,

anonymous.xxx

Dr. E. Scientist, phD. said...

Grooooan, SafeT. That hurt, so early in the morning.

Sadly, I've only gotten two hate letters and no pissy comments.

I guess the annonopussies are afrais to be bashed about by goons wearing lycra body suits.

Foot Eater said...

Are they Norwegian goons, Dr Evil? If so, I'll start posting anonymously on your blog.

LindyK said...

Binty, you're an utter genius! I'm going to direct anonymous cunts to this comic in the future...

michael the tubthumper said...

quality. i am going to use that as well

Dr. E. Scientist, phD. said...

Sure, Footie. Everyone wants to be bashed about but the Norwegian Bikini Troops, until they break out the lemmings...

Sarah said...

I LOVE IT! great one McShae.

Binty McShae said...

Sorry FMC - its no dig, I just never noticed your outfit! I wanted 'anon' to have a gimp-look....

Jokemail said...

Given the outfit that FMC has, waht does it say about you that you never noticed it?

27AnonymousInches said...

Ha ha!
I am able to appreciate this humor because anonymity is subjective and absolute. Each anon is one unique anon and any anon is not like another.

Next to the power of my clownishly oversized masculine attributes, it is INEVITABLE that the arguments of others fall by the wayside, where they will sit on the grass and shake their anthropomorphic heads in disbeleif as I stride in the light past them, either dragging my 27 inches behind or bearing it before me as fits my mood. Occasionally I gather it up in my arms and hug it to me to prevent it from being contaminated. But this cartoon....contaminates. Only one solution, do imbibe of holiday drinks.
So, A Frickin' Eggnog Torpedo Is Now Set, Pointing Exactly, Correctly Toward One Richard.
Or...dick, I suppose. Rediculous contraction, dick.

Any man calling himself dick when his name is richard has not yet been exposed to the magesty of my massive manhood. He would abandon his name in favor of Kathy or Tammy, as those would be more fitting the relative girliness he surely embodies compared to my penis.

Anonymous said...

Hi, your attack anonymous comments had lured me in. Not that i have any problem with it per se (i personally think that they are the scourge of the internet). I just want to remind everyone of their point.

Fuck everything. Fuck you, fuck your mum, fuck your everyday readers.

Fuck the world

it sucks more cunt than any of you can know.

seriously if you ever get the chance, burn it to the fucking ground.

It deserves our hate for being.

fuck it

fuck

it

dicks

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

conjugal mary said...

Sho nuf that shit be tight!