Assure me this and tell me that all you want Footeater but you know me will love it. Do you worst! What can it be? Gay hermaphroditic pedophile who undergo massive plastic surgery to look like this and... no wait! That's Michael Jackson! ...anyway, do it. DO IT!! Me dare you!
P.S. Just to let you know, when me type you name me NEVER type Foot-eater and squish it all together. NO! Me like to type Foo-tea-ter and squish it all together. So there!
I'm going to write a story about all of us, except we'll all be gay ninja's who work in cost-accounting. And we'll all look exactly alike and speak with really atrocious fake Italian accents. And the WHOLE point, the ACTUAL, REAL point will be to try to guess--after reading a week or two--which character is which. I'll make it harder by naming them all Hortice.
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I'm surprised Glark hasn't got his own blog site yet
An excellent idea.
Oh look at him playing with Footy.
He's very affectionate. Och look, he's licking up the blood. There's a good boy.
heh.. i felt ill.. then i laughed.
Bastards.
On second thoughts, Monstee, I've just thought of the perfect way for you to make an appearance in my story. You won't like it, I can tell you that.
On second thoughts, Monstee, you've just given me a great idea for how you're going to appear in my story. You won't like it, I can assure you.
Wasn't that one third thoughts.... or second second thoughts...?
Assure me this and tell me that all you want Footeater but you know me will love it. Do you worst! What can it be? Gay hermaphroditic pedophile who undergo massive plastic surgery to look like this and... no wait! That's Michael Jackson! ...anyway, do it. DO IT!! Me dare you!
P.S. Just to let you know, when me type you name me NEVER type Foot-eater and squish it all together. NO! Me like to type Foo-tea-ter and squish it all together. So there!
I'm going to write a story about all of us, except we'll all be gay ninja's who work in cost-accounting.
And we'll all look exactly alike and speak with really atrocious fake Italian accents.
And the WHOLE point, the ACTUAL, REAL point will be to try to guess--after reading a week or two--which character is which. I'll make it harder by naming them all Hortice.
DId you see that? What an AWESOME inappropriate apostrophe!
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