Saturday, July 01, 2006

Simple Misunderstanding.


The header at top of page has been updated to include/exclude people per Kim and the Character Profiles. Welcome aboard/ fuck off you gits!

Still more comings in the "Treepanning" series, but this World Record Breaking script am here to clean the pallet. Enjoy.

9 comments:

Binty McShae said...

12 panels!!?? My God, man! Do you realise what you're doing!!??

sarah said...

eh!

i still love you.

Foot Eater said...

Your attention to detail is astounding, Monstee. I particularly like the way you get progressively more drenched in blood as the glarkings proceed.

And, yes, it's a funny one. I can take a joke at my expense. Really.

SafeTinspector said...

An epic in the same vein as Natural Born Killers.
I feel as if I've witnessed decapitation porn for the very first time.
Monstee, next time you need to add a sub-plot about how you miss your dead friends so much that you san't resist making love to them one last time whilst their heads look on dumbly from a distance...

Foot Eater said...

Oh, and if the Sarah you glarked were a clone, she'd have eyes of the same colour.

sarah said...

;o)

Monstee said...

Me dearest Foot Eater,

Thanks. Glad you like. As to you taking a joke at you expense, me have been wanting to say for while what good sport me think you am about all this and the BC community in general. As the major players in most of the scripts, some of the roles we take on am easier than other. El Barbudo as the complete bastard seem fairly easy as do me when me am the total fool. Kim as voice of reason and "sane man in insane society" need little work for it fits him so well, but you... well, for humor like this to work there always need to be character who gets shit on quite often (if he deserve it or not and sometimes just for being hisself). Me have seen scripts you have wrote and with ones written by others (me included) you fell into this roll beautifully. Me have much respect for that and you and firmly believe you deserve that smuggie for best character for that and so much more.

P.S. Not to worry! Me plan to let you get you revenge (within reason) in Trepanning #7... or 8 or however many it turns into. The series seems to have cured me cogging block!

Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

How are you going to wash the blood out of your fur? You really should have put on a waterproof mac and spread some sheeting on the floor before you started re-enacting American Pyscho.

Dolores (my ever fragrant wife) suggests soaking yourself in a bath of hydrogen peroxide for a couple of hours...

Justin said...

hahahahahahahLARK